I’m sick. I look like a douche in this picture and always. I miss my girlfriend. The Rock is on TV and that makes me happy (“Winners go home and fuck the prom queen”). I get to visit Fred and Sarah in a couple weeks with Erika, Steffy, Jacob (in spirit), Kris, Cocksman, and maybe Azzman and others and that makes me even happier. Flu medicine and bourbon are a good mix, right? Chest hair.